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Kids of Walmart

July 31, 2012

If your kid comes to my house and takes off his shoes, don’t expect Barefoot Lady to bother putting them back on before she takes said kid with her on an errand. I’ve always wanted to get on the People of Walmart blog, but this picture is probably not going to make the cut. They have high standards over there. At the very least you need a totally awesome mullet and/or rippling cellulite spilling out of a mini-skirt. I’ll be working on the mullet.

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3 Comments
  1. DeAnne Roskelley permalink

    No, but when they loose their teeth you can take them to Pearl and they will fit right in.

  2. Ryan S permalink

    You’ll never make the People of Walmart. You’re about 300 lbs too small!

  3. BarefootByron permalink

    You will never make it, honey. Your post was a complete sentence.

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